TIDDLYWINKS IN THE NEWS ("Celebrity Guest Comment")--presented by Steve Nadis
My tiddlywinks post evidently struck a chord. It was so successful, in fact, that it comes up first when you GOOGLE me, which means I no longer have that embarrassing problem to worry about. What's more, I was able to do that without writing about my affair with Paris Hilton. (Thanks anyways, Gatemouth.) No, I did it the old-fashioned way, by writing about tiddlywinks. Which brings us to today's CELEBRITY GUEST COMMENT, penned in this case by none other than my COUSIN BOB (see link on right). So without further ado, take it away Cousin--the "conch" is yours, so to speak...
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COUSIN BOB: Surprised you didn't know this, Cousin Steve. Years before I competed in the World Championships of Rock, Paper Scissors, brother Kenny had his heart broken at the national tiddly wink trials. He was just a wink and a tiddle away from making the national time.
To this day, Kenny blames his loss on one an unscrupulous act by one of MIT's finest winkers of all times. Kenny doesn't talk about it much any more-- too emotional. However, just after it happed he told me the full story.
According to Kenny, his finest squidger was messed with just before the semi-finals. The squidger looked and felt just as it did before. Kenny knew it was messed with because it was warm and smelled like Old Spice -- the telltale sign that it was what they used to call... (TO BE CONTINUED)
