THE MAN WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD -- by Steve Nadis
A friend of mine, a computer programmer, has been, like me, freelancing for a long time. But last week he traded in his freewheeling consultant status for a regular, 9-to-5 desk job. He sent me this, Dilbertesque missive during his first day on the job: "Help! I am back in a cubicle!"

