"Kind of in the middle of somethin'" -- by Steve Nadis
(Inspired by the greatest motion picture of all time. No not PATTON. I'm talking about RUDY.) My wife called the other day when I was kind of in the middle of somethin'. "Sorry honey, I'm talking to the NRA right now. Would you like to say hi...? No...? OK, how about if I call you back later, as soon as I'm done kissing some ass here...? Love ya'."

