OUR TOWN -- by Steve Nadis
CALL ME SNAKE is introducing a new feature today called "OUR TOWN," because introducing new features is one of the things that CALL ME SNAKE does best. Here's our first installment of OUR TOWN, which already bears the look of a classic: In our legal justice system, you are innocent until proven guilty. And when you're found innocent you're still innocent. Yet in our town a new candidate for City Council was just found innocent of beating his wife with an umbrella in a case dubbed "umbrella-gate" by the local paper. While I like to keep an open mind, I'd have to say that, innocent or not, this does not seem like an auspicious start to a political career.
