CALL ME SNAKE

1 - Okay, here are my entries:

"How's my blogging? Call 1-800-WHO-CARES"
"Semper Blog, Dude!"
"First thing we do, let's kill all the bloggers."
"If you can read this, stop driving with your laptop on!"
"Commit random thoughts and senseless lines of blogging."

Or maybe what we really need is a clever, magnetized ribbon that shows our support for the millions of souls lost to blogging. (Has "blogging compulsion disorder", aka BCD, been added to the list of official mental illnesses yet?)

P.S. Oh, and all you little blog-snits out there--please don't write about how offended you are about the ribbons because you have friends in Iraq and those magnetized ribbons mean a lot to you, yada-yada-yada. How much commitment or sensitivity can you possibly be showing with those ribbons if you can remove them whenever you need to wash your car? 'Nuff said. (Comment this)

2 - Thank you gatemouth for the most excellent suggestions. At the moment, you are the leading contender in my bumper sticker sweepstakes. I'm particularly fond of
"First thing we do, let's kill all the bloggers" and your proposed addition, "Call 1-800-WHO-CARES," but of course it is still very early in the game. (Comment this)

3 - Hey Snake--since no one else entered your bumper-sticker contest, do I automatically win? When will the world see my words of genius on the bumper of your car? (Do you own a car?) (Comment this)