December 21, 2007

STRING THEORY FOR BEGINNERS ------ by Steve Nadis

My five-year-old can get pretty silly before bedtime and last night was no exception. First she asked me if I ever tried coffee. I told her I hadn't. She said I should try it. When I asked her why she mentioned something about these little things out there that we couldn't see. I pressed her further, trying to figure out what little things she was referring to. Finally she said that there were tiny strings everywhere, too small to see, that tied the world together. I asked her if she'd ever heard me talking about that before. She swore (on her pinkies) that she had not. I told her that some very smart people believed in ideas that were very similar. That made her very proud because she thought she'd just made it up. She then asked me if I believed in the little strings. I said it was the best idea anyone had had so far but we didn't know for sure if it was right. "We'll never know for sure," she said, "because you can't see them."
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1 - Snake: Please explain how swearing on pinkies works. (Comment this)

Written by: Turd Blossom at 2007/12/21 - 11:35:35
2 - This, I'm afraid, is more complicated than string theory. The basic idea, from what I gather is to make a pledge while touching or wrapping your pinkie around another's. The tricky part here is to make sure there are no "crossies" going on at the same time which would cancel out the pinkie part and leave you on uncertain ground to say the least. --Snake (as transcribed from WIKIPEDIA) (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2007/12/21 - 11:41:35
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