THE GREAT BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES, PART III --- by Steve Nadis
This is the third, and final, part of the Great Bumper Sticker Sweepstakes, the fiercely contested "Honk if..." competition. Allow me to present two (hopefully original) examples of this classic genre:
Honk if you believe in atheism!
HONK IF YOU'RE A SKEPTIC (who never falls for transparent "honk if..." ploys).
That's the general idea. After the first two words, you're on your own, guided only by the limits of your conscience and creativity. So don't be bashful. Send in your entries right away, as the winners in all three categories will soon be announced.


1) "Honk if you got lucky last night!" (Not especially witty, but it could make for an interesting en-route poll of America's sex habits.)
2) "Honk if you hate honking."
3) "Honk if your meds are wearing off."
4) "Honk if you want to see some REAL road rage."
That's it. Thank you very much and I hope we passed the audition... (Comment this)