July 07, 2005

THE GREAT BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES, PART III --- by Steve Nadis

This is the third, and final, part of the Great Bumper Sticker Sweepstakes, the fiercely contested "Honk if..." competition. Allow me to present two (hopefully original) examples of this classic genre:

Honk if you believe in atheism!

HONK IF YOU'RE A SKEPTIC (who never falls for transparent "honk if..." ploys).

That's the general idea. After the first two words, you're on your own, guided only by the limits of your conscience and creativity. So don't be bashful. Send in your entries right away, as the winners in all three categories will soon be announced.

Posted by Snake at 00:28:43 | Permanent Link | Comments (2) |
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1 - Am I the only one who finds these contests entertaining? Oh well... Here we go again.

1) "Honk if you got lucky last night!" (Not especially witty, but it could make for an interesting en-route poll of America's sex habits.)

2) "Honk if you hate honking."

3) "Honk if your meds are wearing off."

4) "Honk if you want to see some REAL road rage."

That's it. Thank you very much and I hope we passed the audition... (Comment this)

Written by: gatemouth at 2005/07/08 - 15:02:24
2 - Thank you Gatemouth for coming through once again. These are all outstanding though I think #2-4 are best. Rest assured that many people are interested in the event but they are intimidated by the tough competition. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2005/07/08 - 15:16:05
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