CALL ME SNAKE

I never figured that Call Me Snake would morph from a volleyball blog into the fashion/glamor game, but life is funny that way; you never know what it's going to dish out. Last night I caught part of an ad as I was turning off the TV and could not believe what I was hearing was true. Later I checked it out on the web and found out that my ears had not lied. Here are quotes taken almost verbatim (with some minor embellishments, distortions, and alterations thrown in for good measure):

Introducing new Touch Of Gray™, the first and only men's hair treatment that lets you keep some gray. Works gradually. And it's easy. No mix, no mess: just comb in and rinse. It's for the generation that swore it would never get old. And didn't...
     A little gray to show your experience, but not so much that it hides your vitality. Touch Of Gray™ comes in five natural looking shades...
     It not only lets you keep some gray, it lets you decide how much gray to keep. And it works gradually...

EDITOR'S NOTE: This product, as you can imagine, has thrown me into a tizzy. Do I hide the gray? Leave it alone? Or show some of it selectively? There are choices to be made (not only in Pennsylvania)--choices about which I had been blissfully ignorant less than 12 hours ago.