MY TWO SENTENCES AND FIVE SECONDS -- by Steve Nadis
It's great to be published again and the two sentences below just came out in my college alumni magazine. I will reprint my entry in its entirety so that you can see it in its full splendor: "I’ve given up all hope of leading a productive life and have become a blogger instead. I’m adjusting well to the lowered expectations that come with my new profession and have enjoyed chronicling my steady slide into irrelevance."
