December 14, 2005

THE GREAT PRE-YULETIDE BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES -- by Steve Nadis

It's that time of year again. No, I'm not talking about Christmas, Hannukah, or Kwanzaa. I'm talking about the Great First Annual Pre-Yuletide No-Holds-Barred Down-and-Dirty Bumper Sticker Sweepstakes. There are no ground rules for this competition, save for one: Given the holiday spirits that have taken over our nation like a magical balm, I request that you make your bumper stickers positive and uplifting, trying to keep your negativity and cynicism to a minimum. That said, here is the first (winning) entry:

LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF TORTURE -- All Hail the Bush Legacy!

Rest assured that I will give each and every one of your entries as much scrutiny as I did my own entry before announcing it the winner. Good luck, play ball, and remember: Keep it clean!

Posted by Snake at 10:14:13 | Permanent Link | Comments (7) |
Comments
1 - I need a few things cleared up before I pay my participation fee.
No.1: Is there a particular theme, e.g. torture? Or can we expand to Chips Ahoy?
No.2: Are we allowed only one entry or can we ramble on?
No.3: Will the prize be a DVD player?

Well, I''m too keen to participate so I''m not waiting for an answer (I neeeeeed that DVD player bad!)
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"Heal the world with Torture"

"You don''t want Cheney as your enemy!"

"Do it with Torture."

"Call Me Snake.
Just call GW Dopey".

"Torture? No thank you. I''m full."
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:-D (Comment this)

Written by: Flubberwinkle at 2005/12/14 - 21:35:50
2 - Hi FW -- thanks for your entries; they will get the scrutiny they deserve. There is no theme [such as torture]; the subject matter is wide open.
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Written by: Snake at 2005/12/15 - 01:51:51
3 - "Keep the Christ in Christmas or I''ll kill you!" (Comment this)

Written by: DrMax at 2005/12/15 - 07:54:13
4 - Thanks Doc, that''s excellent; it shall receive every consideration when the judges convene. No cash awards by the way (in answer to FW''s question); the main reward is knowing you''ve competed (successfully) against the world''s very finest. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2005/12/15 - 14:33:21
5 - "I''m Not a HillBilly - I''m an Appalachian-American"

"Goatse Yourself"

"Winning a Nobel Peace Prize means nothing if you''re Black"

"This car is still running, courtesy of Duct Tape"

"Undercover Cop"

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Written by: MsAmber at 2005/12/15 - 19:53:02
6 - Dear Ms. Amber -- I like these a lot and promise they will receive serious consideration by our distinguished panel of judges. Thanks again for your contributions. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2005/12/15 - 20:03:55
7 - This is a reminder to myself; I''ve taken the liberty of jotting down Windfall''s idea (edited) here, should I get clearance to use it in the sweepstakes.

Written by: Windfall Woman: Here''s my definition of torture -- George W. Bush as President. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2005/12/17 - 14:33:10
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