December 17, 2005

IMPORTANT NOTICE REGARDING THE PRE-YULETIDE BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES (aka GATEMOUTH, we're still waiting...) -- by Steve Nadis

Hello everyone -- Please take a minute from your shopping to read this important notice. Entries for the latest Bumper Sticker competition are pouring in from all quarters and our judges are close to rendering a decision. Consider this a gentle reminder to one of our readers, and a perennial winner (like the Celtics and Lakers when they used to win), named GATEMOUTH. Please respond when you get a moment. Otherwise all winners will have an asterisk after their award, thereby devaluing their efforts. I don't think you want to have that on your conscience--headed as we are, full steam ahead, toward the holiday juggernaut.
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1 - pleeeeeeassssssssse Gatemouth........hurry (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2005/12/18 - 02:22:10
2 - I got nuthin'', nada, zip. Maybe I need more eggnog. (Comment this)

Written by: OldRoses at 2005/12/18 - 11:50:36
3 - we''ll hang on Roses, I''m sure something will come. And thanks Windfall for cheering Gatemouth on. It appears the stars are aligning. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2005/12/18 - 19:53:33
4 - Sorry, sorry, sorry! I was in the bathroom.

Here are my entries:

1) "What would Santa drop?"

2) "Bush & Cheney: They REALLY know when you''ve been naughty."

3)"An army of elves, an intercontinental ballistic sled, a secret hideout in the north, and the best damn surveillance operation on Earth? Arrest Santa bin Claus now!" (Comment this)

Written by: gatemouth at 2005/12/21 - 14:19:16
5 - Thanks for coming through, Gatemouth! The Sweepstakes would have been a sham without you.
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Written by: Snake at 2005/12/21 - 14:45:54
6 - Oh, and here''s a few more late entries:

4) Santa to Bush: "No, Rudolph cannot guide your ?*@#% rendition flights tonight!"

5) All I want for Christmas is my Bill of Rights back.

6) Bush and Santa: One knows when you''ve been naughty. The other has it on tape.

7) If Bush were Santa, we''d be spending Christmas on our knees with our stockings pulled over our heads. (Comment this)

Written by: gatemouth at 2005/12/21 - 14:54:15
7 - Excellent Gatemouth! #7 (in particular) really captures the spirit well. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2005/12/21 - 14:58:40
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