February 17, 2006

"MY BAD" -- by Steve Nadis

Dick Cheney addressed the media (question: is FOX NEWS really the media?) on Wednesday, expressing contrition over having mistaken his friend for a quail and then pulling the trigger. (With friends like that, who needs enemies?) It was one of the worst days of my life, said Cheney--the new poster child for the "gang that couldn't shoot straight."

What a shame. Cheney had a bad day on the ranch. I really feel for him. And what about Whittington, lying there in the hospital with birdshot lodged in his heart? How do you think he'd rate the day?

Posted by Snake at 09:38:50 | Permanent Link | Comments (6) |
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1 - I'll bet that a secret staff of White House physicians are now on staff for Mr. Whittington to make sure he never, EVER dies. (Comment this)

Written by: DrMax at 2006/02/17 - 13:18:27
2 - Right, Doc, I'm sure he'll outlive us all. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/02/17 - 13:23:27
3 - ...and if he dies, he'd be villified as unpatriotic and deliberately trying to compromise national morale. (Comment this)

Written by: Molly at 2006/02/17 - 13:34:18
4 - Good put, Molly, if he cares a whit about this country, it's his duty to survive. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/02/17 - 13:40:42
5 - Hey, it's an incredible honor to be shot by the VP. (Comment this)

Written by: Oldroses at 2006/02/17 - 23:27:33
6 - It's a rare honor given how poor his aim is. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/02/17 - 23:34:09
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