March 19, 2006

BREAKING NEWS -- by Steve Nadis

I read this on the web and, therefore, it must be true. Please tell everyone you know. The truth will (and must) out.

Without further ado, here's the breaking news, exactly as it was reported on the number one source for news, the worldwide web (www.com???): "In an attempt to thwart the spread of the bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands!"

 

Posted by Snake at 23:09:53 | Permanent Link | Comments (7) |
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1 - zardoz says:

hey think he'd come over

my CITY is called DOVE CITY

and a place up a ways from here is

HAWK COUNTY , just to be safe

i think ill run up to EAGLE POINT.




all of the above are true names.
=========== Z ========== (Comment this)

Written by: ZARDOZ at 2006/03/20 - 01:16:14
2 - It's true. He did bomb the Canary Islands. There are a ton of refugees in my backyard. I have three feeding stations set up. I hope that's enough to avert famine. (Comment this)

Written by: Oldroses at 2006/03/20 - 01:23:05
3 - That's so funny.
[laughing]

[laughter fading, thought sinking in]
It's a joke RIGHT?
:-O (Comment this)

Written by: Flubberwinkle at 2006/03/20 - 03:06:58
4 - Hi Z -- It sounds like you're at risk. And you may be in harms way too, Roses. Yes FW, it is a joke. At least I think it is... (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/03/20 - 10:16:07
5 - We must bomb them over there, so they don't poop on our windshields over here. (Comment this)

Written by: DrMax at 2006/03/20 - 18:17:23
6 - This is too good. Check out more input on the subject at my blog. Even if all cases were on the Canary Islands, it is like using the A-bomb for a piss ant. Butt then again, maybe that little ant will crawl up someone's Rummy but... (Comment this)

Written by: ardi k at 2006/03/26 - 15:42:18
7 - Thanks Ardi, I'll check it out. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/03/26 - 17:38:14
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