ANATOPSIS -- by Steve Nadis
A few days ago, I went to a book signing at a local bookstore to celebrate the release of a friend's novel. (It's one of those things we do in Cambridge, in addition to eating quiche.) The book, called Anatopsis, is a science-fiction fantasy tale written for young adults. The author is a great guy, and I wish him all the luck in the world. But there's one thing (or maybe two things) I wonder about: If his book--and the sequels likely to follow--become as popular as the Harry Potter series, will he be able to handle his success? And, more importantly, will I be able to handle his success?
Well, good luck to the author. Keep your cool even if this book rockets sky high. I'm guessing you have something in the works. Be sure to advertise, I'll buy and I'll come to the book signing!
:-D
p.s. In my humble opinion, the book's cover (found it via Amazon) could have been a bit more appealing and artsy. (Comment this)
I just found this blog entry through Google, and I wanted to tell you that, no, I have not been able to handle my success. Immediately after the book launch, I took to drinking heavily and abusing prescription drugs. I also jumped on Oprah's coffee table (the couch was SO 2005), had a brief fling with a woman named Angelina Jolie (no relation to the actress), and went hunting with Dick Cheney. (I shot myself in the foot before he could get me. Ha! Sucker!) Also, I have converted to the Church of Pseudo-Scientology, which is a lot like Scientology but more creative.
Anyway, you can see that fame and fortune have ruined me. But my biggest concern is you: how are you handling my success? Have you ever considered converting to Pseudo-Scientology? We could use a brainy guy like you to give us credibility.(Plus we need one more for our beach volleyball team.) (Comment this)