March 22, 2006

WHAT PEOPLE EARN (Part 2) -- by Steve Nadis

It sounds trite to say it (though it’s also trite not to say it, just to think it), but some people earn a lot of money. How much? Well, how about, in round figures, about 1,000 times more than me? Take Howard Stern, for example. He earns as much in a couple of hours as I do in a whole year. And what does he do during that couple of hours? He talks dirty. And not inspired dirty (erotic poetry or something), we're talking real lame stuff like: "nice ass" or "ooh yeah, I'd like a piece of that." Speaking of which, I'd like a piece of that action too, for all the bucks he's pulling in. It beats the hell out of working, as they say. Ooh yeah.


Posted by Snake at 00:57:07 | Permanent Link | Comments (8) |
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1 - I see a lot of money going to people for all the wrong reasons, too. It's downright unfair! I can make obscene remarks as good as any Stern. (Comment this)

Written by: Flubberwinkle at 2006/03/22 - 03:22:34
2 - I hate Howard Stern. He's crude. (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2006/03/22 - 07:42:23
3 - You're both right! It's not fair, and he is crude (but in a lame, uninspired way, as already noted). (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/03/22 - 09:15:49
4 - And now that Stern is on satellite he can use the "f" word as much as he wants, which as everyone knows is the key to great humor. (Comment this)

Written by: DrMax at 2006/03/22 - 16:23:50
5 - Yes Doc, and it gets funnier and funnier with repetition. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/03/22 - 16:28:57
6 - zardoz says:

hey doc ,, if the "f" word

stands for FORNICATE ,,




what does the "D" stand for..



=== Z === (Comment this)

Written by: ZARDOZ at 2006/03/22 - 17:17:07
7 - Snark: You did talk about Brokeback Mountain being the "butt" of too many jokes. I think that puts you in Howard Stern territory. (Comment this)

Written by: Turd Blossom at 2006/03/23 - 21:50:15
8 - Well, TB, you caught me redhanded this time. I am so busted. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/03/23 - 22:35:31
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