March 30, 2006

THE FIRST ANNUAL APRIL FOOL'S DAY BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES ------- by Steve Nadis

Sharpen your pencils! Get your erasers into the ready position. It's that time of year again. Yep, time for the First Annual April Fool's Day Bumper Sticker Sweepstakes. The field will be crowded this time, no doubt, and the competition fierce. (Sweepstakes Rules: Entries do not have to relate to April Fool's Day in any way, shape, or form. All employees of Call Me Snake and its subsidiaries will be barred from the competition. No profanity please. Let's keep it clean. Speaking of which, performance-enhancing drugs are strictly allowed.)

OK, let's dispense with the preliminaries and get the ball rolling. Here are the first few entries submitted by a person very near and dear to my heart. That's right, ME. Well here they are:

THE BUSH PRESIDENCY--WHERE EVERY DAY IS APRIL FOOL'S DAY AND NOBODY IS LAUGHING.

The next entries are part of my bestselling, "A Black Hole Ate My ____" series:

A BLACK HOLE ATE MY HOMEWORK.

A BLACK HOLE ATE MY TAX RETURN.

A BLACK HOLE ATE MY TAX SHELTER.

A BLACK HOLE ATE MY BRIBE MONEY.

A BLACK HOLE ATE MY QUICHE. And liked it.

A BLACK HOLE ATE MY (well, you get the idea...)

Don't delay. Send in your entries today. Who knows, you might fool everyone and come up a winner!

Posted by Snake at 15:41:32 | Permanent Link | Comments (15) |
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1 - Goatse ate my black hole


(Sorry, couldn't resist.)


MsAmber (Comment this)

Written by: MsAmberWhitmire at 2006/03/30 - 16:32:40
2 - Thanks Amber. I'm so out of it, I had to look up that word you mentioned, which I'd rather not repeat in case it will be used against me. (And believe me it will.) (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/03/31 - 11:23:27
3 - Hey Snake, I don't think I've ever missed one of your Bumper Sticker contests. I don't have a good idea right now, but I will get back to you when I come up with something. (Comment this)

Written by: Lindsey at 2006/03/31 - 11:52:11
4 - Hi Lindsey -- good to hear from you. When inspire strikes, please let us know. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/03/31 - 12:07:33
5 - A BLACK HOLE ATE ME (Comment this)

Written by: Turd Blossom at 2006/03/31 - 17:51:39
6 - I may not be smart, but I sure as hell am smarter than our President. (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2006/03/31 - 21:54:14
7 - A BLACK HOLE ATE MY HONOR ROLL STUDENT. (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2006/03/31 - 21:54:54
8 - Thanks TB & WFW. I predicted the competition would be "fierce," and I predicted right. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/03/31 - 22:48:59
9 - A black hole ate my WMD. (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2006/04/01 - 15:11:53
10 - For the Republicans,

A black hole ate my Weapons of Mass Destruction. (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2006/04/01 - 15:12:42
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