NEED THE RAIN -- by Steve Nadis
We've gotten upwards of 9 inches of rain in the past few days--and double that in hardest-hit areas to the north. I know this from watching TV news, plus from meteorological experiments I've conducted on my deck with implements from my children's play kitchen. On the news tonight, the weatherman on Channel 7 (I don't know his name; they change so fast I can't keep track of them) said we "NEEDED more than an inch of rain overnight to get more flooding," as if "renewing the flooding," as he put it, was a good thing. If your house if full of water and your furniture is floating away, it's definitely not a good thing. But for TV weathermen, renewed flooding is a great thing--the best thing that could ever happen to them. It's career-building stuff that puts them right at the top of the news, as the lead story of the day. And on those rare days when weather rules, we don't even get to hear about where the biggest fire was. Come to think of it, I haven't heard about any fires for days.


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