August 19, 2006

BACK WITH THIS IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH! -- by Steve Nadis

After being away for several days, following another week AWOL, Old Roses admonished me for missing the Brangelina breakup story. (Is it true? I realize I should be telling you that, as your #1 source of news, but even snakes have to rest sometime--even when their movie happens to be the #1 movie in America today.) To make amends, I want to report on this report tonight, broadcast on my local evening news at 11, which I caught shortly after returning from my latest junket.

As Channel 4 news reported, JonBenet Ramsey's father found the latest round of coverage concerning the arrest of John Mark Karr so "sickening" that he was considering leaving the country. Without pause, the reporter continued: "For 24-hour coverage of the latest developments in the JonBenet Ramsey murder case, tune in to wbz.com." (Is it just me or could it be that newsman kind of missed the point?)

Posted by Snake at 22:38:21 | Permanent Link | Comments (2) |
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1 - Obviously WBZ station management feels the same about increasing potential viewership, if they plaster the poor girls' face all over the screen, as THE ENKWIORER(sic... bastards) feels about bolstering sales/ readership by plastering THEIR rag with JonBenet's visage...
A-G-A-I-N!! Grrrrr! (Comment this)

Written by: Marco Polo at 2006/08/20 - 14:58:09
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2 - Good point Marco, even if your spelling of the Enquirer (Inquirer?) seems a bit lax. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/08/20 - 15:01:29
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